@playground - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
16
Contributions
1d
Best Streak
3%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@playground's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Wednesday, Oct 29, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”
💥 Saturday, Nov 8, 20251 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Sunday, Nov 9, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Tuesday, Nov 18, 20253 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Wednesday, Nov 19, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”