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@phpinfo

The Digital Ghost

β€œGit blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€ΊYour longest gap was 340 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
  • β€ΊWe've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
  • β€ΊYour activity chart doubles as a meditation app β€” very peaceful, very empty.
  • β€ΊYour commit messages are a work of abstract art.

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🌱 Grass Toucher
πŸ’£ Friday Deployer
πŸ–οΈ The Great Silence
πŸ›‹οΈ Long-Timer

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Contributions

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Best Streak

2%

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Roast Reel

@phpinfo's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Monday, Jun 23, 2025

β€œEven compilers need a vacation.”

πŸ’₯ Friday, May 29, 20266 commits

β€œThe return of the king. The king commits a lot.”

πŸ’£ Friday, May 29, 20266 commits

β€œDeploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”

🌡 Thursday, Jun 11, 2026

β€œHistorically known as 'The Great Silence of 2026.'”