@phpinfo - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Account age: veteran. Contribution graph: intern on day one.
- ›You've been here since the early days. The commits, less so.
- ›Senior Developer (experience in: opening GitHub, closing GitHub).
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
52
Contributions
6d
Best Streak
7%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@phpinfo's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Oct 26, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Friday, May 29, 20266 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
💣 Friday, May 29, 20266 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
🌵 Thursday, Jun 11, 2026
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2026.'”
💥 Thursday, Jun 25, 20263 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”