@phpinfo - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your longest gap was 340 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
14
Contributions
6d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@phpinfo's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Monday, Jun 23, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Friday, May 29, 20266 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
💣 Friday, May 29, 20266 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
🌵 Thursday, Jun 11, 2026
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2026.'”