@phpinfo - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›0 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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Roast Reel
@phpinfo's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Monday, Mar 24, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”