@Phoenix-031 - RoastYourGithub
@Phoenix-031
The Friday Deployer
“Every on-call engineer's worst nightmare. Every weekend's origin story.”
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.30/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Some push on Fridays because they're fearless. Others because they forgot the day.
- ›Your teammates have learned to check Slack on Friday afternoons. Because of you.
- ›Friday is just Tuesday with higher stakes and your code is there for it.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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💣 Friday Deployer
⚡ Caffeinated
🔥 On Fire
2,014
Contributions
55d
Best Streak
75%
Active Days
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@Phoenix-031's greatest hits (and misses)
🔥 Tuesday, Jan 20, 202622 commits
“January commits hitting harder than gym memberships.”
🔥 Monday, Jan 26, 202624 commits
“This is what hope looks like in commit form.”
😤 Sunday, Feb 1, 202619 commits
“7pm Sunday: the most chaotic time to push to main.”
⚡ Monday, Feb 2, 202620 commits
“This is what 'I'll just fix one thing' looks like.”
⚡ Wednesday, Feb 11, 202622 commits
“Mood: fix everything, touch nothing tomorrow.”