@Phoenix-031 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.25/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›No drama, no gaps, just code. You're either very zen or very robotic.
- ›Your contribution graph is the human equivalent of a flat line. In a good way.
- ›You're the person who actually keeps their New Year's resolutions. Statistically rare.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
Unlocked
⚡ Caffeinated
🔥 On Fire
2,353
Contributions
55d
Best Streak
80%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@Phoenix-031's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Monday, May 12, 202527 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
⚡ Thursday, Jul 3, 202524 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
💣 Friday, Jul 25, 202520 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
💣 Friday, Aug 8, 202528 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
💣 Friday, Aug 15, 202525 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”