@Phoenix-031 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Your contribution graph is the human equivalent of a flat line. In a good way.
- ›You're the person who actually keeps their New Year's resolutions. Statistically rare.
- ›Doctors hate this one trick: just commit every day apparently.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
Unlocked
⚡ Caffeinated
🔥 On Fire
2,565
Contributions
55d
Best Streak
83%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@Phoenix-031's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Thursday, Jul 3, 202524 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
💣 Friday, Aug 8, 202528 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
💣 Friday, Aug 15, 202525 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
⚡ Thursday, Aug 21, 202526 commits
“We see you. The compiler sees you. History sees you.”
⚡ Tuesday, Sep 2, 202525 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”