@PedroCarmoPereira - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
Unlocked
🌱 Grass Toucher
😰 Sunday Scaries
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
5
Contributions
1d
Best Streak
1%
Active Days
Think you know someone with a worse score?
Range:
Scroll to zoom · drag to pan
Roast Reel
@PedroCarmoPereira's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, May 9, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Sunday, Oct 5, 20252 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌵 Monday, Oct 6, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Friday, Mar 20, 20261 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Saturday, Mar 21, 2026
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”