@PedroCarmoPereira - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›12 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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12
Contributions
2d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@PedroCarmoPereira's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Monday, Apr 7, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Sunday, Oct 5, 20252 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌵 Monday, Oct 6, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Friday, Mar 20, 20261 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”