@PedroCarmoPereira - RoastYourGithub

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@PedroCarmoPereira

The Digital Ghost

β€œGit blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€ΊWe've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
  • β€ΊYour activity chart doubles as a meditation app β€” very peaceful, very empty.
  • β€ΊGitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
  • β€ΊYour commit messages are a work of abstract art.

Unlocked

🌱 Grass Toucher
😰 Sunday Scaries
πŸ–οΈ The Great Silence
πŸ›‹οΈ Long-Timer

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Best Streak

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Roast Reel

@PedroCarmoPereira's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Friday, May 9, 2025

β€œThe out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”

πŸ’₯ Sunday, Oct 5, 20252 commits

β€œSilence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”

🌡 Monday, Oct 6, 2025

β€œEven compilers need a vacation.”

πŸ’₯ Friday, Mar 20, 20261 commits

β€œAfter days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”

🌡 Saturday, Mar 21, 2026

β€œThe out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”