@PedroCarmoPereira - RoastYourGithub

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@PedroCarmoPereira

The Digital Ghost

β€œGit blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€Ί12 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
  • β€ΊYour repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
  • β€ΊYour commit messages are a work of abstract art.

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🌱 Grass Toucher
😰 Sunday Scaries
πŸ–οΈ The Great Silence
πŸ›‹οΈ Long-Timer

12

Contributions

2d

Best Streak

2%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@PedroCarmoPereira's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Monday, Apr 7, 2025

β€œGitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”

πŸ’₯ Sunday, Oct 5, 20252 commits

β€œSilence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”

🌡 Monday, Oct 6, 2025

β€œEven compilers need a vacation.”

πŸ’₯ Friday, Mar 20, 20261 commits

β€œAfter days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”