@pdf - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›The 54-commit day followed by two weeks of nothing is a certified power move.
- ›You're not a developer, you're a force of nature with a keyboard.
- ›Nothing for weeks. Then: maximum violence. We call this 'the chaos pattern.'
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
🌋 Volcanic
🏖️ The Great Silence
228
Contributions
8d
Best Streak
12%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@pdf's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Tuesday, Oct 7, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Sunday, Oct 19, 20251 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Monday, Oct 20, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”
💥 Saturday, Nov 1, 20252 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Sunday, Nov 9, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”