@passwd - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.50/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›We studied your data for 45 minutes and gave up. Respect.
- ›Undefined. Not null. Just undefined.
- ›The graph speaks. We just can't translate it yet.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌋 Volcanic
1,635
Contributions
12d
Best Streak
51%
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Roast Reel
@passwd's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Nov 14, 202528 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
⚡ Monday, Nov 24, 202526 commits
“Someone discovered caffeine.”
⚡ Tuesday, Dec 23, 202524 commits
“Multiple commits, one mission, zero chill.”
⚡ Monday, Mar 2, 202628 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
💣 Friday, Mar 20, 202637 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”