@passwd - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.50/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›We studied your data for 45 minutes and gave up. Respect.
- ›Your contribution graph is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a private repo.
- ›The graph speaks. We just can't translate it yet.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
Unlocked
⚡ Caffeinated
1,002
Contributions
5d
Best Streak
46%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@passwd's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Nov 14, 202528 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
⚡ Monday, Nov 24, 202526 commits
“Someone discovered caffeine.”
💣 Friday, Dec 5, 20256 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
⚡ Monday, Dec 8, 202518 commits
“We see you. The compiler sees you. History sees you.”
⚡ Tuesday, Dec 23, 202524 commits
“Multiple commits, one mission, zero chill.”