@panel - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›38 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
38
Contributions
2d
Best Streak
3%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@panel's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Oct 26, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Friday, Mar 6, 20265 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
💣 Friday, Mar 6, 20265 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”
🌵 Saturday, Mar 7, 2026
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Friday, Apr 17, 20261 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”