@panel - RoastYourGithub

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The Digital Ghost

β€œGit blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
  • β€Ί33 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
  • β€ΊGitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
  • β€ΊSomewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.

Unlocked

🌱 Grass Toucher
πŸ–οΈ The Great Silence
πŸ“ README Architect
πŸ›‹οΈ Long-Timer

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Contributions

2d

Best Streak

2%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@panel's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Sunday, Jul 6, 2025

β€œThe laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”

πŸ’₯ Friday, Mar 6, 20265 commits

β€œAfter days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”

πŸ’£ Friday, Mar 6, 20265 commits

β€œFriday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”

🌡 Saturday, Mar 7, 2026

β€œThe 'I'll catch up next week' era.”

πŸ’₯ Friday, Apr 17, 20261 commits

β€œThe return of the king. The king commits a lot.”