@nmaties - RoastYourGithub

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@nmaties

The Consistent Coder

β€œBoring? Maybe. Reliable? Absolutely. Employed? Definitely.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100

Certified Commit Criminal

  • β€ΊYou're the person who actually keeps their New Year's resolutions. Statistically rare.
  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is the human equivalent of a flat line. In a good way.
  • β€ΊNo drama, no gaps, just code. You're either very zen or very robotic.
  • β€ΊSomewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.

Unlocked

⚑ Caffeinated

1,919

Contributions

21d

Best Streak

66%

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Roast Reel

@nmaties's greatest hits (and misses)

⚑ Thursday, Mar 20, 202522 commits

β€œThis is what 'I'll just fix one thing' looks like.”

πŸ’£ Friday, May 23, 202529 commits

β€œDeploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”

πŸ“… Tuesday, May 27, 202529 commits

β€œThe monthly panic commit. A tradition.”

⚑ Monday, Jun 2, 202525 commits

β€œEvery bug in one session. Respect.”

πŸ’£ Friday, Jun 6, 202525 commits

β€œThis commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”