@nmaties - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›You're the person who actually keeps their New Year's resolutions. Statistically rare.
- ›Your contribution graph is the human equivalent of a flat line. In a good way.
- ›No drama, no gaps, just code. You're either very zen or very robotic.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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⚡ Caffeinated
1,919
Contributions
21d
Best Streak
66%
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@nmaties's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Thursday, Mar 20, 202522 commits
“This is what 'I'll just fix one thing' looks like.”
💣 Friday, May 23, 202529 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
📅 Tuesday, May 27, 202529 commits
“The monthly panic commit. A tradition.”
⚡ Monday, Jun 2, 202525 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
💣 Friday, Jun 6, 202525 commits
“This commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”