@nmaties - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›The graph speaks. We just can't translate it yet.
- ›Undefined. Not null. Just undefined.
- ›We studied your data for 45 minutes and gave up. Respect.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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⚡ Caffeinated
1,138
Contributions
21d
Best Streak
64%
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@nmaties's greatest hits (and misses)
🚀 Saturday, Oct 25, 20256 commits
“This is the day future historians will call 'before the streak.'”
💣 Friday, Dec 12, 202511 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”
⚡ Saturday, Dec 13, 202521 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”
💣 Friday, Dec 19, 202511 commits
“This commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”
💣 Friday, Dec 26, 20256 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”