@nmaties - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.33/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Every. Single. Day. The reliability is honestly unsettling.
- ›Your contribution graph is so steady it could replace a metronome.
- ›No spikes, no craters, just relentless forward motion. Terrifying.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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2,057
Contributions
21d
Best Streak
70%
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@nmaties's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, May 23, 202529 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
📅 Tuesday, May 27, 202529 commits
“The monthly panic commit. A tradition.”
⚡ Monday, Jun 2, 202525 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
💣 Friday, Jun 6, 202525 commits
“This commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”
⚡ Tuesday, Jun 10, 202521 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”