@moseslua - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your longest gap was 296 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
41
Contributions
3d
Best Streak
4%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@moseslua's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Apr 20, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Tuesday, Feb 10, 20264 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌵 Friday, Feb 13, 2026
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Monday, Mar 2, 20262 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Tuesday, Mar 3, 2026
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”