@moseslua - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.50/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›The graph speaks. We just can't translate it yet.
- ›Undefined. Not null. Just undefined.
- ›We studied your data for 45 minutes and gave up. Respect.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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Best Streak
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@moseslua's greatest hits (and misses)
🔥 Tuesday, Jan 27, 202623 commits
“January you was LOCKED IN. Absolute menace.”
💣 Friday, Feb 13, 20268 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
💥 Monday, Mar 23, 20264 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🚀 Monday, Mar 23, 20264 commits
“The spark that started a questionable habit.”
🌋 Tuesday, Mar 24, 2026146 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”