@milliCoulomb - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›29 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
29
Contributions
5d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@milliCoulomb's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Nov 2, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Sunday, Nov 9, 20256 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Monday, Nov 10, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Sunday, Jul 26, 20262 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌵 Monday, Jul 27, 2026
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”