@milliCoulomb - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›You've probably seen every GitHub redesign. From a very safe distance.
- ›The bio says years of experience. The graph says years of consideration.
- ›6 years of watching others commit. Respectable observer.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
59
Contributions
5d
Best Streak
4%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@milliCoulomb's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Wednesday, Sep 24, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Friday, Oct 3, 20254 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Tuesday, Oct 7, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Monday, Oct 20, 20256 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Sunday, Nov 2, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”