@manager - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.50/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›4,846 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
- ›Scientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🏖️ The Great Silence
🤖 Are You A Bot?
📉 Burnout Badge
4,846
Contributions
52d
Best Streak
50%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@manager's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Friday, May 8, 202660 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
🌋 Thursday, Jul 16, 202669 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Tuesday, Jul 28, 202678 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Monday, Aug 3, 202658 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Tuesday, Aug 4, 202679 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”