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@larissamontefusco

The Digital Ghost

β€œGit blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€ΊWe've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
  • β€ΊYour activity chart doubles as a meditation app β€” very peaceful, very empty.
  • β€ΊGitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
  • β€ΊYour commit messages are a work of abstract art.

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🌱 Grass Toucher
πŸ’£ Friday Deployer
πŸ–οΈ The Great Silence

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Contributions

5d

Best Streak

3%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@larissamontefusco's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Sunday, Jun 15, 2025

β€œHistorically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”

πŸ’₯ Friday, Feb 27, 20263 commits

β€œAfter days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”

πŸ’£ Friday, Mar 27, 20265 commits

β€œThe on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”

🌡 Saturday, Mar 28, 2026

β€œThe 'I'll catch up next week' era.”