@larissamontefusco - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🏖️ The Great Silence
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Best Streak
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Roast Reel
@larissamontefusco's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Sep 14, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Friday, Feb 27, 20263 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
💣 Friday, Mar 27, 20265 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
🌵 Saturday, Mar 28, 2026
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Wednesday, Apr 15, 20261 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”