@jovian34 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.74/100
INTERPOL Has Questions
- ›You came in hot in January. GitHub still tells the tale.
- ›January: 'This is MY year.' February: *cricket sounds*
- ›Your contribution graph spikes in January like every gym membership ever.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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😰 Sunday Scaries
🎉 January Energy
⚡ Caffeinated
307
Contributions
11d
Best Streak
27%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@jovian34's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 11, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Wednesday, Oct 1, 20251 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Thursday, Oct 9, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Tuesday, Oct 21, 20252 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Friday, Oct 24, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”