@jovian34 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.62/100
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- ›Plot twist: the 'new year, new me' wasn't about coding. We're choosing to believe this.
- ›You came in hot in January. GitHub still tells the tale.
- ›January: 'This is MY year.' February: *cricket sounds*
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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@jovian34's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Jul 4, 20259 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
💣 Friday, Jul 11, 20256 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
💣 Friday, Jul 25, 20255 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
🌵 Sunday, Aug 10, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Sunday, Aug 17, 20253 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”