@jovian34 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.62/100
Wanted in 12 Repositories
- ›This year's resolution: 'Code every day.' This year's record: 'Jan 1 – Jan 11.'
- ›January you was an absolute menace. February you needed a nap.
- ›The first week of January, you were UNSTOPPABLE. The rest of history tells a different story.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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@jovian34's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, May 11, 2025
“A moment of silence.”
💥 Thursday, May 22, 20252 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
💣 Friday, Jun 20, 20259 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
🚀 Wednesday, Jun 25, 20251 commits
“The spark that started a questionable habit.”
💣 Friday, Jul 4, 20259 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”