@go - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your longest gap was 297 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
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Contributions
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Best Streak
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Active Days
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Roast Reel
@go's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Oct 26, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Wednesday, Aug 19, 20265 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Thursday, Aug 20, 2026
“A moment of silence.”
💥 Wednesday, Sep 16, 20261 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Thursday, Sep 17, 2026
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2026.'”