@garrytan - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.50/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›The dramatic pause after your streak is doing NUMBERS narrative-wise.
- ›A beautiful 84-day streak... followed by 173 days of silence. A classic origin story.
- ›You clearly coded with your whole chest. Then your chest needed a break.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🏖️ The Great Silence
📉 Burnout Badge
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
2,945
Contributions
84d
Best Streak
45%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@garrytan's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Saturday, Feb 21, 202640 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
💣 Friday, Feb 27, 202635 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
😤 Sunday, Mar 1, 202639 commits
“Tomorrow is Monday and the code is ready. Unfortunately.”
⚡ Thursday, Mar 5, 202634 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”
🌋 Saturday, Mar 7, 202642 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”