@garrytan - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.62/100
Wanted in 12 Repositories
- ›The 95-commit day followed by two weeks of nothing is a certified power move.
- ›Doctors recommended a steady commit pace. You counter-proposed 'surge pricing.'
- ›Other developers: daily small commits. You: hold my energy drink.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🏖️ The Great Silence
📉 Burnout Badge
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
2,069
Contributions
53d
Best Streak
27%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@garrytan's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Saturday, Feb 21, 202640 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
😤 Sunday, Feb 22, 202631 commits
“Compensating for the entire week in one sitting.”
💣 Friday, Feb 27, 202635 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
😤 Sunday, Mar 1, 202639 commits
“Tomorrow is Monday and the code is ready. Unfortunately.”
⚡ Tuesday, Mar 3, 202632 commits
“This is what 'I'll just fix one thing' looks like.”