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@fern89

The Digital Ghost

β€œGit blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
  • β€Ί15 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
  • β€ΊGitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
  • β€ΊSomewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.

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🌱 Grass Toucher
πŸŽ‰ January Energy
πŸ–οΈ The Great Silence

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Best Streak

2%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@fern89's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Sunday, May 4, 2025

β€œSkill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”

πŸ’₯ Wednesday, Jul 16, 20255 commits

β€œPlot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”

🌡 Thursday, Jul 17, 2025

β€œSkill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”

πŸ’₯ Tuesday, Sep 16, 20251 commits

β€œAfter days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”

🌡 Wednesday, Sep 24, 2025

β€œSeven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”