@fern89 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
15
Contributions
2d
Best Streak
1%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@fern89's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Tuesday, Oct 7, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Saturday, Dec 27, 20255 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Sunday, Dec 28, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Monday, Jan 26, 20261 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Tuesday, Jan 27, 2026
“A moment of silence.”