@fern89 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›15 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
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15
Contributions
2d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@fern89's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, May 4, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Wednesday, Jul 16, 20255 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Thursday, Jul 17, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Tuesday, Sep 16, 20251 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Wednesday, Sep 24, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”