@exec - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.50/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›You code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
- ›Your contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌋 Volcanic
🏖️ The Great Silence
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27d
Best Streak
34%
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Roast Reel
@exec's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Sunday, Mar 15, 2026106 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”
🌋 Monday, Mar 16, 2026101 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
🌋 Tuesday, Mar 17, 202693 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Thursday, Mar 19, 2026114 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Friday, Mar 20, 2026110 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”