@Download - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›16 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
16
Contributions
2d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@Download's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Saturday, Sep 20, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Saturday, Oct 11, 20251 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Sunday, Oct 12, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Thursday, Jan 1, 20261 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Friday, Jan 2, 2026
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”