@Console - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your longest gap was 100 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
⚔️ Weekend Warrior
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
45
Contributions
2d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@Console's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Oct 26, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Saturday, Jan 24, 20261 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Sunday, Jan 25, 2026
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Sunday, Feb 8, 20262 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Monday, Feb 9, 2026
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2026.'”