@CodeByRiley - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.83/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›You've probably seen every GitHub redesign. From a very safe distance.
- ›The bio says years of experience. The graph says years of consideration.
- ›6 years of watching others commit. Respectable observer.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🛋️ Long-Timer
147
Contributions
5d
Best Streak
14%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@CodeByRiley's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Jul 11, 202510 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
💣 Friday, Jul 18, 20256 commits
“Someone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”
🌵 Wednesday, Aug 6, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Tuesday, Sep 16, 20254 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Friday, Sep 26, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”