@Clusters - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
45
Contributions
5d
Best Streak
7%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@Clusters's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Oct 26, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Friday, Nov 14, 20251 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
🌵 Saturday, Nov 22, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Tuesday, Jan 6, 20263 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌵 Sunday, Jan 11, 2026
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”