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@cart

The README Connoisseur

β€œWhy write code when you can write documentation for code you haven't written?”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.58/100

Wanted in 12 Repositories

  • β€ΊEvery repo: perfect name, great README, `TODO: add code`.
  • β€ΊThe documentation is immaculate. The implementation is coming soonβ„’.
  • β€ΊYou could describe a project in 4 paragraphs before writing a single line of code.
  • β€ΊWe don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

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Roast Reel

@cart's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Sunday, May 4, 2025

β€œSkill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”

πŸ’₯ Thursday, May 22, 20251 commits

β€œThe comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”

🌡 Friday, Jul 18, 2025

β€œA moment of silence.”

πŸ’₯ Wednesday, Jul 30, 20252 commits

β€œPlot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”

πŸš€ Wednesday, Jul 30, 20252 commits

β€œDay 1. Full of hope. Full of caffeine.”