@cart - RoastYourGithub
@cart
The README Connoisseur
“Why write code when you can write documentation for code you haven't written?”
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.58/100
Wanted in 12 Repositories
- ›45 repos. Beautiful READMEs. Ghost town inside.
- ›Future archaeologists will find your READMEs and think humans were very organized.
- ›Your repos are basically the trailers. No one's asking where the movies are.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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📝 README Architect
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@cart's greatest hits (and misses)
💥 Wednesday, Jul 30, 20252 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🚀 Wednesday, Jul 30, 20252 commits
“Day 1. Full of hope. Full of caffeine.”
🚀 Sunday, Aug 10, 20252 commits
“And so it begins. The origin story.”
💥 Monday, Sep 8, 20251 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
💣 Friday, Sep 12, 202512 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”