@cap - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.55/100
Wanted in 12 Repositories
- ›Some push on Fridays because they're fearless. Others because they forgot the day.
- ›Your teammates have learned to check Slack on Friday afternoons. Because of you.
- ›Friday is just Tuesday with higher stakes and your code is there for it.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
Unlocked
💣 Friday Deployer
🌋 Volcanic
1,672
Contributions
14d
Best Streak
42%
Active Days
Think you know someone with a worse score?
Range:
Scroll to zoom · drag to pan
Roast Reel
@cap's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Sunday, Nov 23, 202574 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”
⚡ Tuesday, Nov 25, 202529 commits
“This is what 'I'll just fix one thing' looks like.”
🚀 Thursday, Nov 27, 202554 commits
“The spark that started a questionable habit.”
🌋 Thursday, Nov 27, 202554 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Friday, Nov 28, 202550 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”