@buy - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.32/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›188 commits in one day. A normal Saturday for you.
- ›Your contribution graph looks like a seismograph during an earthquake.
- ›Nothing for weeks. Then: maximum violence. We call this 'the chaos pattern.'
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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2,460
Contributions
64d
Best Streak
38%
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Roast Reel
@buy's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Wednesday, Mar 4, 2026126 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
⚡ Thursday, Mar 5, 202637 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”
🌋 Friday, Mar 27, 2026107 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Sunday, Mar 29, 202672 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
📅 Monday, Mar 30, 202639 commits
“The monthly panic commit. A tradition.”