@buy - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.25/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›You code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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70d
Best Streak
64%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@buy's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Wednesday, Mar 4, 2026126 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Friday, Mar 27, 2026107 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Sunday, Mar 29, 202672 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
📅 Monday, Mar 30, 202639 commits
“The monthly panic commit. A tradition.”
🌋 Tuesday, Mar 31, 202652 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”