@bparlan - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how βcriminalβ your commit habits are β based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.84/100
Criminally Untouchable
- βΊYour contribution graph looks like a seismograph during an earthquake.
- βΊNothing for weeks. Then: maximum violence. We call this 'the chaos pattern.'
- βΊYou're not a developer, you're a force of nature with a keyboard.
- βΊYour git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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π° Sunday Scaries
π January Energy
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ποΈ The Great Silence
501
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Best Streak
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Active Days
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Roast Reel
@bparlan's greatest hits (and misses)
π₯ Wednesday, Mar 4, 20263 commits
βPlot twist: they were planning this the whole time.β
π₯ Wednesday, May 20, 20262 commits
βPlot twist: they were planning this the whole time.β
π₯ Thursday, Jun 4, 20264 commits
βThe prodigal developer returns.β
π₯ Friday, Jun 19, 20262 commits
βThe return of the king. The king commits a lot.β
π₯ Wednesday, Jul 15, 20262 commits
βSilence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.β