@beta - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your longest gap was 152 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
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Contributions
1d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@beta's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 11, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Thursday, Sep 18, 20252 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Friday, Sep 19, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Sunday, Sep 28, 20254 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
🌵 Monday, Sep 29, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”