@beta - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Account age: veteran. Contribution graph: intern on day one.
- ›You were here before dark mode was added. The contributions... joined later.
- ›13 years of watching others commit. Respectable observer.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
53
Contributions
2d
Best Streak
3%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@beta's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Oct 26, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Saturday, Jan 3, 20264 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
🌵 Sunday, Jan 4, 2026
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Friday, Jun 5, 20264 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Saturday, Jun 6, 2026
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”