@belst - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›14 years of watching others commit. Respectable observer.
- ›You were here before dark mode was added. The contributions... joined later.
- ›Account age: veteran. Contribution graph: intern on day one.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
69
Contributions
7d
Best Streak
12%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@belst's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 18, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Saturday, Oct 4, 20252 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Tuesday, Oct 7, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Wednesday, Oct 15, 20251 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Thursday, Oct 16, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”