@belst - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Senior Developer (experience in: opening GitHub, closing GitHub).
- ›14 years on GitHub. 74 contributions. The patience is immaculate.
- ›You've probably seen every GitHub redesign. From a very safe distance.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
74
Contributions
7d
Best Streak
11%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@belst's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, May 23, 20255 commits
“Someone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”
🌵 Wednesday, Jun 4, 2025
“A moment of silence.”
💥 Wednesday, Jun 11, 20251 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌵 Thursday, Jun 12, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Thursday, Jun 19, 20251 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”