@belst - RoastYourGithub

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@belst

The Veteran Coaster

β€œYears of experience. Evidence pending.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€ΊSenior Developer (experience in: opening GitHub, closing GitHub).
  • β€Ί14 years on GitHub. 74 contributions. The patience is immaculate.
  • β€ΊYou've probably seen every GitHub redesign. From a very safe distance.
  • β€ΊYour git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.

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🌱 Grass Toucher
πŸ’£ Friday Deployer
πŸ“ README Architect
πŸ›‹οΈ Long-Timer

74

Contributions

7d

Best Streak

11%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@belst's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸ’£ Friday, May 23, 20255 commits

β€œSomeone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”

🌡 Wednesday, Jun 4, 2025

β€œA moment of silence.”

πŸ’₯ Wednesday, Jun 11, 20251 commits

β€œSilence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”

🌡 Thursday, Jun 12, 2025

β€œSeven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”

πŸ’₯ Thursday, Jun 19, 20251 commits

β€œSilence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”