@BavariaAnde - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›January you was an absolute menace. February you needed a nap.
- ›The first week of January, you were UNSTOPPABLE. The rest of history tells a different story.
- ›Plot twist: the 'new year, new me' wasn't about coding. We're choosing to believe this.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
⚡ Caffeinated
🏖️ The Great Silence
94
Contributions
4d
Best Streak
4%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@BavariaAnde's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, May 9, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Saturday, Jan 10, 20262 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
💣 Friday, Jan 16, 20265 commits
“This commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”
🌵 Tuesday, Jan 20, 2026
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Monday, Mar 2, 20261 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”