@BavariaAnde - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›This year's resolution: 'Code every day.' This year's record: 'Jan 1 – Jan 2.'
- ›The New Year's energy was real. The February follow-through was... also real.
- ›Your contribution graph spikes in January like every gym membership ever.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
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Contributions
2d
Best Streak
5%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@BavariaAnde's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Oct 26, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Saturday, Jan 10, 20262 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
💣 Friday, Jan 16, 20265 commits
“This commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”
🌵 Tuesday, Jan 20, 2026
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Wednesday, Mar 11, 202612 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”