@aufam - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.88/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›6 years of watching others commit. Respectable observer.
- ›The bio says years of experience. The graph says years of consideration.
- ›You've probably seen every GitHub redesign. From a very safe distance.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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😰 Sunday Scaries
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
124
Contributions
4d
Best Streak
17%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@aufam's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Tuesday, May 6, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Tuesday, May 13, 20252 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
🌵 Friday, Jun 13, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Saturday, Jul 5, 20251 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Tuesday, Jul 8, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”