@aufam - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.88/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›6 years on GitHub. 107 contributions. The patience is immaculate.
- ›Senior Developer (experience in: opening GitHub, closing GitHub).
- ›You've been here since the early days. The commits, less so.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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😰 Sunday Scaries
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
107
Contributions
4d
Best Streak
15%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@aufam's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Tuesday, Oct 7, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Sunday, Dec 14, 20251 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Monday, Jan 12, 2026
“A moment of silence.”
💥 Monday, Jan 26, 20262 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Monday, Feb 9, 2026
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2026.'”