@aufam - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.88/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›6 years on GitHub. 128 contributions. The patience is immaculate.
- ›Senior Developer (experience in: opening GitHub, closing GitHub).
- ›You've been here since the early days. The commits, less so.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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😰 Sunday Scaries
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
128
Contributions
4d
Best Streak
18%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@aufam's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Tuesday, Jun 17, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Saturday, Jul 5, 20251 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Tuesday, Jul 8, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”
💥 Sunday, Jul 20, 20251 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Monday, Aug 18, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”