@artificial-intelligence - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›24 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
24
Contributions
2d
Best Streak
4%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@artificial-intelligence's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Saturday, Nov 1, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Thursday, Dec 11, 20251 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Friday, Dec 19, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Monday, Jan 5, 20263 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Tuesday, Jan 6, 2026
“A moment of silence.”