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The Digital Ghost

β€œGit blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€ΊYour repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
  • β€Ί22 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
  • β€ΊThe real contributions were the friends we made along the way.

Unlocked

🌱 Grass Toucher
πŸ–οΈ The Great Silence
πŸ“ README Architect
πŸ›‹οΈ Long-Timer

22

Contributions

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Best Streak

1%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@app's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Thursday, Jun 19, 2025

β€œA moment of silence.”

πŸ’₯ Monday, Dec 22, 20258 commits

β€œThe prodigal developer returns.”

🌡 Tuesday, Dec 23, 2025

β€œA moment of silence.”

πŸ’₯ Thursday, Jan 8, 20264 commits

β€œTHEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”

🌡 Friday, Jan 9, 2026

β€œThe 'I'll catch up next week' era.”