@app - RoastYourGithub

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@app

The Digital Ghost

β€œGit blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€ΊWe've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
  • β€ΊYour longest gap was 232 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
  • β€ΊSomewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
  • β€ΊYour git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.

Unlocked

🌱 Grass Toucher
πŸ–οΈ The Great Silence
πŸ›‹οΈ Long-Timer

20

Contributions

1d

Best Streak

1%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@app's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Sunday, May 4, 2025

β€œSkill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”

πŸ’₯ Monday, Dec 22, 20258 commits

β€œThe prodigal developer returns.”

🌡 Tuesday, Dec 23, 2025

β€œA moment of silence.”

πŸ’₯ Thursday, Jan 8, 20264 commits

β€œTHEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”

🌡 Friday, Jan 9, 2026

β€œThe 'I'll catch up next week' era.”