@app - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.93/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Account age: veteran. Contribution graph: intern on day one.
- ›You've been here since the early days. The commits, less so.
- ›Senior Developer (experience in: opening GitHub, closing GitHub).
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🌋 Volcanic
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
167
Contributions
3d
Best Streak
3%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@app's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Tuesday, Oct 7, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Monday, Dec 22, 20258 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Tuesday, Dec 23, 2025
“A moment of silence.”
💥 Thursday, Jan 8, 20264 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Friday, Jan 9, 2026
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”