@app - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your longest gap was 232 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
20
Contributions
1d
Best Streak
1%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@app's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, May 4, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Monday, Dec 22, 20258 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Tuesday, Dec 23, 2025
“A moment of silence.”
💥 Thursday, Jan 8, 20264 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Friday, Jan 9, 2026
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”