@apis - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›You were here before dark mode was added. The contributions... joined later.
- ›16 years of watching others commit. Respectable observer.
- ›The bio says years of experience. The graph says years of consideration.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
59
Contributions
4d
Best Streak
4%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@apis's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 11, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Friday, Jan 23, 20264 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Wednesday, Feb 4, 2026
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Thursday, Feb 19, 20265 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Tuesday, Feb 24, 2026
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”