@andrewgazelka - RoastYourGithub

andrewgazelkaπŸ€–
@andrewgazelka

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100

Slightly Suspish

  • β€ΊYour git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
  • β€ΊSomewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
  • β€ΊYour keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
  • β€ΊYour commit messages are a work of abstract art.

Unlocked

πŸ’ͺ No Days Off
πŸŒ‹ Volcanic
πŸ”₯ On Fire
πŸ€– Are You A Bot?

11,632

Contributions

76d

Best Streak

89%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@andrewgazelka's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Saturday, Oct 4, 2025191 commits

β€œA day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Oct 6, 2025127 commits

β€œThis is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”

πŸŒ‹ Wednesday, Oct 8, 2025126 commits

β€œThe CI pipeline called in sick that day.”

πŸŒ‹ Thursday, Oct 23, 2025131 commits

β€œGit blame fears this day specifically.”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Feb 9, 2026156 commits

β€œA day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”