@andrewgazelka - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🏆 Streak Royalty
🤖 Are You A Bot?
16,778
Contributions
121d
Best Streak
92%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@andrewgazelka's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Saturday, Oct 4, 2025191 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Monday, Feb 9, 2026156 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Saturday, Feb 14, 2026248 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Tuesday, Feb 17, 2026172 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
🌋 Thursday, Feb 19, 2026148 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”