@andrewgazelka - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
Unlocked
💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
11,632
Contributions
76d
Best Streak
89%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@andrewgazelka's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Saturday, Oct 4, 2025191 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Monday, Oct 6, 2025127 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Wednesday, Oct 8, 2025126 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Thursday, Oct 23, 2025131 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
🌋 Monday, Feb 9, 2026156 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”