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@andrewgazelka

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100

Saint of the Command Line

  • β€ΊSomewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
  • β€ΊYour keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
  • β€ΊYou've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
  • β€ΊYour commit messages are a work of abstract art.

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Contributions

121d

Best Streak

92%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@andrewgazelka's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Saturday, Oct 4, 2025191 commits

β€œA day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Feb 9, 2026156 commits

β€œA day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”

πŸŒ‹ Saturday, Feb 14, 2026248 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”

πŸŒ‹ Tuesday, Feb 17, 2026172 commits

β€œGit blame fears this day specifically.”

πŸŒ‹ Thursday, Feb 19, 2026148 commits

β€œSomewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”