@andrewgazelka - RoastYourGithub

andrewgazelkaπŸ€–
@andrewgazelka

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100

Saint of the Command Line

  • β€ΊYou've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
  • β€ΊScientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
  • β€Ί40,146 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
  • β€ΊWe don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

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πŸ’ͺ No Days Off
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πŸ† Streak Royalty
πŸ€– Are You A Bot?

40,146

Contributions

205d

Best Streak

96%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@andrewgazelka's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Saturday, Mar 7, 2026574 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”

πŸŒ‹ Tuesday, May 26, 2026844 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”

πŸŒ‹ Sunday, May 31, 20261346 commits

β€œThis is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Jun 1, 2026406 commits

β€œThe CI pipeline called in sick that day.”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Jul 6, 2026581 commits

β€œGit blame fears this day specifically.”