@andrewgazelka - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🏆 Streak Royalty
🤖 Are You A Bot?
77,604
Contributions
205d
Best Streak
96%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@andrewgazelka's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Sunday, May 31, 20261346 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Wednesday, Jul 29, 20261351 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”
🌋 Wednesday, Sep 23, 20261089 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Thursday, Sep 24, 20261831 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”
🌋 Saturday, Sep 26, 20261324 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”