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@alter-eggo

The Consistent Coder

β€œBoring? Maybe. Reliable? Absolutely. Employed? Definitely.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100

Certified Commit Criminal

  • β€ΊYou're the person who actually keeps their New Year's resolutions. Statistically rare.
  • β€ΊDoctors hate this one trick: just commit every day apparently.
  • β€ΊNo spikes, no craters, just relentless forward motion. Terrifying.
  • β€ΊSomewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.

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Roast Reel

@alter-eggo's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸš€ Sunday, May 4, 202514 commits

β€œAnd so it begins. The origin story.”

πŸ’£ Friday, May 16, 202510 commits

β€œFriday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”

πŸ’£ Friday, Jul 11, 20255 commits

β€œThe on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”

πŸ’₯ Sunday, Oct 12, 20257 commits

β€œPlot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”

πŸ’₯ Friday, Oct 31, 202514 commits

β€œThe prodigal developer returns.”