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@alter-eggo

The Consistent Coder

β€œBoring? Maybe. Reliable? Absolutely. Employed? Definitely.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100

Certified Commit Criminal

  • β€ΊEvery. Single. Day. The reliability is honestly unsettling.
  • β€ΊThe boring superpower: showing up every single day.
  • β€ΊNo drama, no gaps, just code. You're either very zen or very robotic.
  • β€ΊThe real contributions were the friends we made along the way.

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1,065

Contributions

24d

Best Streak

66%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@alter-eggo's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸ’£ Friday, Apr 11, 20255 commits

β€œFriday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”

πŸ“… Tuesday, Apr 29, 202518 commits

β€œDeadline? What deadline? Oh, THAT deadline.”

πŸ’£ Friday, May 2, 202512 commits

β€œThis commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”

⚑ Saturday, May 3, 202529 commits

β€œThe day 'it's just a quick change' became a lifestyle.”

πŸ’£ Friday, May 16, 202510 commits

β€œFriday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”