@alter-eggo - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›You're the person who actually keeps their New Year's resolutions. Statistically rare.
- ›Doctors hate this one trick: just commit every day apparently.
- ›No spikes, no craters, just relentless forward motion. Terrifying.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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Roast Reel
@alter-eggo's greatest hits (and misses)
🚀 Sunday, May 4, 202514 commits
“And so it begins. The origin story.”
💣 Friday, May 16, 202510 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”
💣 Friday, Jul 11, 20255 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
💥 Sunday, Oct 12, 20257 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
💥 Friday, Oct 31, 202514 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”