@alter-eggo - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.35/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Doctors hate this one trick: just commit every day apparently.
- ›No spikes, no craters, just relentless forward motion. Terrifying.
- ›Your contribution graph is so steady it could replace a metronome.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🔥 On Fire
1,244
Contributions
36d
Best Streak
75%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@alter-eggo's greatest hits (and misses)
💥 Friday, Oct 31, 202514 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
💣 Friday, Oct 31, 202514 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
💣 Friday, Nov 21, 20259 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
💣 Friday, Dec 26, 20257 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
🚀 Thursday, Jan 29, 202613 commits
“And so it begins. The origin story.”