@alter-eggo - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Every. Single. Day. The reliability is honestly unsettling.
- ›The boring superpower: showing up every single day.
- ›No drama, no gaps, just code. You're either very zen or very robotic.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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1,065
Contributions
24d
Best Streak
66%
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@alter-eggo's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Apr 11, 20255 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”
📅 Tuesday, Apr 29, 202518 commits
“Deadline? What deadline? Oh, THAT deadline.”
💣 Friday, May 2, 202512 commits
“This commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”
⚡ Saturday, May 3, 202529 commits
“The day 'it's just a quick change' became a lifestyle.”
💣 Friday, May 16, 202510 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”