@alter-eggo - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Your contribution graph is so steady it could replace a metronome.
- ›Every. Single. Day. The reliability is honestly unsettling.
- ›The boring superpower: showing up every single day.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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Best Streak
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Roast Reel
@alter-eggo's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Jul 11, 20255 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
💥 Sunday, Oct 12, 20257 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
💥 Friday, Oct 31, 202514 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
💣 Friday, Oct 31, 202514 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
💣 Friday, Nov 7, 20255 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”