@ad - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.50/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›We studied your data for 45 minutes and gave up. Respect.
- ›Undefined. Not null. Just undefined.
- ›The graph speaks. We just can't translate it yet.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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Best Streak
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@ad's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Tuesday, Jun 24, 202520 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
⚡ Wednesday, Jun 25, 202522 commits
“Mood: fix everything, touch nothing tomorrow.”
💣 Friday, Jun 27, 202523 commits
“Someone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”
⚡ Tuesday, Jul 15, 202522 commits
“Mood: fix everything, touch nothing tomorrow.”
💣 Friday, Jul 18, 202528 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”