@ad - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.50/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›The graph speaks. We just can't translate it yet.
- ›Your contribution graph is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a private repo.
- ›We studied your data for 45 minutes and gave up. Respect.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌋 Volcanic
1,309
Contributions
21d
Best Streak
51%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@ad's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Monday, Jun 9, 202526 commits
“This is what 'I'll just fix one thing' looks like.”
😤 Sunday, Jun 15, 202532 commits
“7pm Sunday: the most chaotic time to push to main.”
⚡ Monday, Jun 16, 202522 commits
“We see you. The compiler sees you. History sees you.”
⚡ Tuesday, Jun 17, 202524 commits
“Multiple commits, one mission, zero chill.”
⚡ Tuesday, Jun 24, 202520 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”