@actuator - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.82/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›January you was an absolute menace. February you needed a nap.
- ›This year's resolution: 'Code every day.' This year's record: 'Jan 1 – Jan 6.'
- ›The New Year's energy was real. The February follow-through was... also real.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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😰 Sunday Scaries
🎉 January Energy
📝 README Architect
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Contributions
6d
Best Streak
28%
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Roast Reel
@actuator's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, Sep 26, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Sunday, Oct 12, 20251 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Monday, Oct 13, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Monday, Oct 20, 20251 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Wednesday, Oct 22, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”