@actuator - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.82/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›You came in hot in January. GitHub still tells the tale.
- ›Plot twist: the 'new year, new me' wasn't about coding. We're choosing to believe this.
- ›The first week of January, you were UNSTOPPABLE. The rest of history tells a different story.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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5d
Best Streak
26%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@actuator's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Wednesday, May 21, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Friday, May 30, 20251 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Saturday, May 31, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Saturday, Jun 7, 20251 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Monday, Jun 9, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”