@actuator - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.74/100
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- ›January: 'This is MY year.' February: *cricket sounds*
- ›You came in hot in January. GitHub still tells the tale.
- ›Plot twist: the 'new year, new me' wasn't about coding. We're choosing to believe this.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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🎉 January Energy
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Contributions
5d
Best Streak
28%
Active Days
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@actuator's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Jul 27, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Sunday, Aug 3, 20253 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Friday, Sep 26, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Sunday, Oct 12, 20251 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Monday, Oct 13, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”