@actuator - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.70/100
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- ›Plot twist: the 'new year, new me' wasn't about coding. We're choosing to believe this.
- ›The first week of January, you were UNSTOPPABLE. The rest of history tells a different story.
- ›January you was an absolute menace. February you needed a nap.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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365
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Best Streak
31%
Active Days
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@actuator's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Oct 26, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Sunday, Nov 2, 20251 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Thursday, Nov 13, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”
💥 Sunday, Nov 30, 20251 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Monday, Dec 1, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”